Un:

“How are you tonight?”
“Oh I was fantastic until you blinded me with your fucking police car lights on the fucking bike trail in your fucking police car. What the hell, Officer?”*

*“Fantastic.”

Deux:

“Was that a sheriff’s car?”
“No it was one of their ‘not quite an undercover’ blue cars.”
“Yeah. I think Milwaukee Police have bike cops, but state patrol have those blue cars. Which makes me wonder why state patrol is on the bike tr—”
“I think a better question is ‘Why is there a fucking car on the bike trail at 8:45 at night blinding me with their fucking high beams and search light and then asking me how I’m doing tonight?’.”
“Well, yeah. That too.”