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    1. Tom: They wouldn't come near an alpha male.
    2. Sarah: My male is still in beta.
    3. Tom: I may still be in beta, but I'm very close to a public release... if you catch my meaning.
    4. *giggle explosion*
  1. Boyfriend texting

    1. Girlfriend: I'm embracing the Paleo lifestyle by not wearing a bra.
    2. Boyfriend: Pics or it didn't happen.
    3. Girlfriend: Cavemen didn't have cameras. :-(
    4. Boyfriend: Cave painting or it didn't happen.
    5. Girlfriend: ( o Y o )
  2. Hehe


  3. Texts With the Boyfriend

    1. She: I'm dragging the 800 pound a/c out of the storage room and sis and I are gonna put it in the window.
    2. Him: #dontdie
    3. She: I can't make any promises.
    4. *twenty minutes later*
    5. She: This isn't working.
    6. Him: I hope you're referring to the A/C.
    7. She: Oh. Oops. Sorry. Yes. The A/C.
    8. Him: Whew. That was a tense minute.
    9. She: Just putting the awkward back into our relationship.