Context: Today I was eating at a restaurant and I heard the table behind me talking about their upcoming road trip to the Creation Museum in Ohio…
Side note: Tom said he’d break up with me if I labeled these text message posts with “She” and “Him” again.
Her said: TINY PLASTIC FETUS HAS TO GO TO THE CREATION MUSEUM.
Him said: Only if you let Tiny Plastic Fetus tell the story of its magical journey instead of just being *on* things.
Him said: Also they’d probably charge it admission.
Her said: Tiny Plastic Fetus is going to fucking find Jesus and witness to the people.
Tom, please don’t break up with me. I’m sorry I grammar’d badly.
Edit: Google has informed me the Creation Museum is in Kentucky.