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  1. "People say I’m interesting." -The neighbor kid.

    "Should we knock on the door and be like ‘Did you know your kid’s been in the pool for the past hour? Also. You owe me $20 for babysitting.

    Also. Your kid is telling total strangers that he cut himself with a knife once.

    Also. Your kid is telling strangers you said if his birth dad can make him, he should be able to make an effort to see him.

    Also. Your kid is telling strangers he’s 9 and then giving a complete description of where he lives.

    Also. Please stop breeding.’”

     
     
  2. Sunday Nights with the Friends with the Kid

    1. Kid: This is your last chance for me to love you forever.
    2. Mom: OK.
    3. Kid: I love you but if you don't let me play video games I can't love you forever.
    4. Mom: I can live with that.
    5. Kid: I was trying to get you to say yes.
    6. Mom: I know. But you can't use your love to get people to do what you want.
    7. My Boyfriend: Sure you can!
    8. Mom: Shut up, Tom!
     
     
  3. Meanwhile, on Facebook…

    Meanwhile, on Facebook…

     
     
  4. Movie Night with the Santiago Children

    Hanging out with the 7 and 9-year-old tonight…

    "SarahBooth we made up this song."

    "Oh yeah?"

    "Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O! And in his dump there was some corn. E-I-E-I-O! With a corn hole here, and a corn hole there. Here a corn, there a corn, everywhere a corn corn. Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O!

    Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O! And in his dump there was a cat. E-I-E-I-O! With a scratch scratch here, and a scratch scratch there. Here a scratch, there a scratch, everywhere a scratch scratch. Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O!

    Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O! And in his dump there was a Jupiter. E-I-E-I-O! With some gas gas here, and some gas gas there. Here some gas, there some gas, Jupiter is made of gas. Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O!”

    "That’s so lovely you guys!"
    ___________

    "See you soon SarahBooth. Like when you get back from Canada."

    "Unless I stay in Canada forever."

    "SarahBooth, you can’t stay in Canada forever because they just have circle slices of ham that are not bacon."

    "You make a valid point."

     
     
  5. The official “Bully” trailer.

    I dare you to watch it and not tear up. (via Sara Santiago)

     
     
    1. "You're just a fucking asshole.
    2. "Liam who said that?"
    3. "I said it myself!"
    4. "Who called Liam a fucking asshole?"
    5. "I hate my family."
     
     
    1. Brother: Thanks a lot.
    2. Me: What?
    3. Brother: Went to Walmart to pick up meds and Natasha sat in the cart the whole time screaming "We got to go back to the island!"
    4. Me: I am so proud!
    5. Brother: Shut up.
     
     
  6. "Sarah. This is Shockwave. He transforms into a gun."

"Oh. Does the trigger transform down at all?"

    "Sarah. This is Shockwave. He transforms into a gun."

    "Oh. Does the trigger transform down at all?"

     
     
  7. "Liam, what are the Three Laws of Robotics?""What?""Nothing." 

    "Liam, what are the Three Laws of Robotics?"
    "What?"
    "Nothing." 

     
     
  8. I don’t know who this small child is, but I imagine this is what The Doctor looked like in his youth. :)

    I don’t know who this small child is, but I imagine this is what The Doctor looked like in his youth. :)