Hanging out with the 7 and 9-year-old tonight…
“SarahBooth we made up this song.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O! And in his dump there was some corn. E-I-E-I-O! With a corn hole here, and a corn hole there. Here a corn, there a corn, everywhere a corn corn. Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O!
Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O! And in his dump there was a cat. E-I-E-I-O! With a scratch scratch here, and a scratch scratch there. Here a scratch, there a scratch, everywhere a scratch scratch. Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O!
Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O! And in his dump there was a Jupiter. E-I-E-I-O! With some gas gas here, and some gas gas there. Here some gas, there some gas, Jupiter is made of gas. Old MacDonald took a dump. E-I-E-I-O!”
“That’s so lovely you guys!”
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“See you soon SarahBooth. Like when you get back from Canada.”
“Unless I stay in Canada forever.”
“SarahBooth, you can’t stay in Canada forever because they just have circle slices of ham that are not bacon.”
“You make a valid point.”









