Today the kid downstairs called me fat. And then laughed. And then got sent to his room.
Then he came out of his room, walked up to me, and kissed my cheek. I told him thank you. To which he replied
“When I kiss girls at school they always say ‘eeww’.”
So he calls me fat and then admits to cheating on me.
Such a charming 4-year-old.





