Count every calorie.
Fake more smiles.
Rejoice over every pound lost.
Care more.
Do things I’m actually pretty indifferent about because someone said I should.
Lament over every ounce gained.
Save more receipts.
Use a calculator when preparing dinner.
Weigh my food more than I weigh myself. Tiny scales are cute.
Buy more paper to make more lists.
Sacrifice things I enjoy for a year so my debt goes away 2 months ahead of schedule.
Double my exercise on the days after a skipped workout.
Put myself in more uncomfortable situations.
Care less.
Laugh at appropriate times.
Make everything about numbers.
Cry about my failures.
Vow to do better next year.

Turn my life into a chore and claim it will make me happy.