July 2012
23 posts
Jul 29th
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Jul 27th
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I’ve been consistently meeting my therapy goals and doing a lot better at managing stress and finding balance and I’m focusing on me more. My life is not perfect, but it’s come to the point where my therapist and I just said our goodbyes. He’s been a great help over the past year or so, helping me get to the point where I feel like I’ve made the changes in my life...
Jul 26th
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Texts With the Boyfriend
Context: Today I was eating at a restaurant and I heard the table behind me talking about their upcoming road trip to the Creation Museum in Ohio… Side note: Tom said he’d break up with me if I labeled these text message posts with “She” and “Him” again. Her said: TINY PLASTIC FETUS HAS TO GO TO THE CREATION MUSEUM. Him said: Only if you let Tiny Plastic Fetus...
Jul 24th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
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FTC Alert: Scammers Out to Trick Consumers Using... →
It’s enough to make you sick. No sooner had the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on the Affordable Care Act than scam artists began working the phones. They say they’re from the government and that, using the Affordable Care Act as a hook, they need to verify some information. They might have the routing number from your bank, and then use that information to get you to reveal the entire...
Jul 18th
Those same two kids are in all my dreams involving the world ending. I have no idea who they are. It’s fucking creepy. It wasn’t raining fire this time, though. So there’s that.
Jul 17th
I could easily spend the next 12 hours watching my dog try to pick up this piece of ice.
Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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“That night I looked up at those same stars, but I didn’t want any of those...”
– Jenny Lawson. (2012). Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir). 
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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“SQUIRREL!! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!...”
– My dog.
Jul 12th
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“Turn right at the penguins, follow the path past the flamingos pond, and turn right at Monkey Island…” Directions sent to my sister on how to get to her meeting place at the Milwaukee County Zoo. Anyway, she starts her internship today. Exciting! I’m driving her to the zoo just as soon as I hit “Create post”. :)
Jul 9th
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Louisiana Republican: When I Voted for State Funds... →
“…Founding Father’s religion, which is Christianity…”; “…open the door to fund radical Islam schools…”  I’m not surprised she said it. Just disappointed and a little nauseous that people continue to practice willful ignorance. You want to follow a particular religion and believe things on faith, fine. I respect that. I do not respect...
Jul 6th
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Jul 5th
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Texts With the Boyfriend
She: I'm dragging the 800 pound a/c out of the storage room and sis and I are gonna put it in the window.
Him: #dontdie
She: I can't make any promises.
*twenty minutes later*
She: This isn't working.
Him: I hope you're referring to the A/C.
She: Oh. Oops. Sorry. Yes. The A/C.
Him: Whew. That was a tense minute.
She: Just putting the awkward back into our relationship.
Jul 5th
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Conversations avec mon chien.
Me: I'm BATDOG!
Tiki. Probably. I don't speak dog.: Fucking leave my ears alone, already!!
Jul 4th
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Update on last week's Medicare fiasco. My member...
1. Under Wisconsin law, someone with a developmental disability cannot be admitted to a nursing home without a need for skilled nursing care, which he has so 2. He needs a pre-admission screening to prove he needs the nursing home level of care but 3. Since he won’t need to be at a nursing home for 30 days or longer and he would be discharged to the nursing home from the hospital...
Jul 3rd
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It's not even 9am yet...
After several back and forth phone calls on Friday with the Aurora St. Luke’s Medical Center’s Social Worker and Nurse regarding discharge plans, I was kind of expecting at least a voice mail letting me know when my client was discharged. Especially since we hadn’t actually established which services he’d be needing in the community. The only voice mail I have today was left by a provider...
Jul 2nd
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