"You're just a fucking asshole.
"Liam who said that?"
"I said it myself!"
"Who called Liam a fucking asshole?"
"I hate my family."
There was a girl, about 12, eating breakfast with her dad in the hotel dining area. Just the two of them. Enjoying their time together. And then he got up to get to go breakfast orders for the rest of the family and they left. It was like watching a memory. I wanted to tell her to hang on to those little moments. Someday they’ll be the best memories she’ll have.
Day 1. Arrive to hotel. Read book. Water taxi to Downtown Disney. Walk around a bit. Eat dinner. Back to hotel. Read book. Go to bed. Day 2. Beth arrives. Go to Magic Kingdom. Go on a few rides, eat some food. Back to hotel. Go to the pool. Take a nap. Back to Magic Kingdom. Shop a bit. Watch Electric Light Parade followed by the Fireworks. Back to hotel. Go to bed. Day 3. Sleep in. Go to...
Sarah: Here's hoping the suitcase shows up to the hotel!
Beth: Yeah... that's my fear too. But it's Disney World so everything will be great!
Sarah: It'll be greater with shampoo and toothpaste.
Beth: I'm thinking of clothes.
Sarah: Yeah whatever.
People have let the government make decisions and grow in power when it’s convenient for them for so long that people have lost the ability to make decisions for themselves. Now, instead of enjoying our freedoms, we can write to representatives and stand outside with signs trying to protect them. Protecting freedoms is the Government’s job. The Government and the People have...
Hanging With the Neighbors.
"If I made $25K a week, we'd get the fuck out of here."
"Well, wait. What about Sarah?"
"She can come too."
"Would you pay her rent?"
"Of course. Gotta take care of my wives."
"Awesome. Can we all get maids?"
One out of 5 prescriptions for antibiotics is written to treat sinusitis. Sinusitis, when caused by a virus, does not respond to antibiotics, and research shows when it is caused by a bacteria, antibiotics don’t treat it any quicker than a placebo. This means that *at least* 20% of antibiotics prescribed are completely medically unnecessary. If you want to know why we have so many...
I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced...– Wedding Crashers
What's In a Shamrock Shake? →
I love how this demonizes the Shamrock Shake for its ingredients, and then tells you to use low fat ice cream and skim milk to make a shake instead. Fat gives ice cream its wonderful, creamy texture. In order to keep its palatability when you start lowering the fat content, you’ve got to throw in additives (glycerol monostearate, guar gum, locust bean gum, xanthan gum, carageenan,...