August 2011
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Weekend Project
How to put together the giant, wooden, 6-drawer dresser from Target:
Take the pieces out of the box.
Throw the box away.
Have a beer.
Yell at the cat.
Take a nap.
I don’t make up the rules.
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Jerry Brito: Top ten myths about introverts →
jerrybrito:
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to…
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aimee-b-loved:
So there I was drifting off to...
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There once was a girl from Bayview Who made up a limerick (or two) And Haiku’d her way All through her day Then went home to drink some craft brew.
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I'm not pretentious; I'm just better than you.
Talking with a friend last night about why we hate people.
Growing up, being a nerd was not ok. We got picked on, bullied, ostracized. Kids were mean. And they didn’t stop being mean. All through high school, it didn’t end. Nobody liked you if you were a nerd. Except the other nerds, but I mean, we’re all too socially awkward to hang out with each other. Maybe in high school it...
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Cycling Cyclists
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For those still playing along...
I tried out Ambien and didn’t take too well to it. Maybe sleep will be less of a hassle with Trazadone.
Had my mom look for some school records. I’ve got 4th and 6th grade report cards filled with comments about missing assignments and needing to apply myself more.
And, I’m sorry, did I even tell you all what I just finished reading? Driven to Distraction by Edward M. Hallowell...
Saying Sam Adams is still a Craft Brewery is like saying The National is still an Indie Band. Dead dreams of early fans.
Feelings are temporary. Friends are forever.
Once upon a time there was a little girl who grew up on Star Trek and Monty Python and, you know what? She turned out pretty ok. Mostly. Most days.
The end.
Sometimes motorists are assholes and sometimes cyclists are assholes and sometimes pedestrians are assholes. It’s not just one of them and it’s not one more than the other.
So fuck everyone who looks at me with 4 wheels, 2 wheels, or no wheels and automatically assumes I’m an asshole because of it.
Also, I’m kind of an asshole.
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