November 2011
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New Years Resolution Idea:
Find ways to make a fear of regret more crippling than a fear of rejection.
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Tales From My Childhood...
When I was… younger… and babysitting my siblings, something fun to do was tie them up and put them in the closet. They thought it was funny.
Really.
Totally forgot about that until just now.
There’s a reason I don’t have kids.
Anymore.
#thatsenoughsawa
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Opinions No One Asked For...
I would like to say something. Because this is a constant source of annoyance for me.
Cyclists do not belong:
• On the sidewalk
• Riding against traffic
• In a crosswalk
Have we got this clear?
I keep seeing ways that motorists can watch for bicycles. And I think that’s important, I really do. But it’s not just up to motorists to be aware.
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Try harder or give up trying?
October 2011
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When it rains, it pours, and I feel about as helpful as a bucket with a hole in the bottom.
Tales From My Childhood...
At one of those elementary schools I went to, we had giant tires on the playground that I guess were probably supposed to be used for hide and seek or something.
Or something.
Let me tell you what tires do in the sun.
They heat up.
So while the other kids played hide and seek or whatever, I stuck my face against the tires for a good 7 minutes or so and headed to the nurse’s office.
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Do not confuse “duty” with what other people expect of you; they are...
– Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
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Let’s all take a moment of silence to honor the memory of Balloon Boy, who took flight on this day two years ago. #neverforget
Best mail ever.
Dear Sarah,
*******THIS IS NOT A BILL********
The above account has been canceled from our agency by the client. Americollect, Inc. has requested the three major credit bureaus (TransUnion, Equifax, and Experian) remove all record of this matter from your credit history on 10/10/2011. Please allow 60 days for your credit file to update.
That’s right bitches.
Don’t mess with my...
Do you want to be in an awkward relationship with me?
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