Count every calorie.
Fake more smiles.
Rejoice over every pound lost.
Do things I’m actually pretty indifferent about because someone said I should.
Lament over every ounce gained.
Save more receipts.
Use a calculator when preparing dinner.
Weigh my food more than I weigh myself. Tiny scales are cute.
Buy more paper to make more lists.
Sacrifice things I enjoy for a year so my debt goes away 2 months ahead of schedule.
Double my exercise on the days after a skipped workout.
Put myself in more uncomfortable situations.
Laugh at appropriate times.
Make everything about numbers.
Cry about my failures.
Vow to do better next year.
Turn my life into a chore and claim it will make me happy.