The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble.– James Matthew Barrie
smutandeggs: sawaboof: I think I’d like to move to London and open a coffee shop/bistro called “Americunt”. One idea led to another to another to another to come up with that name. I don’t remember how it originated, but obviously I’ll also need to open a sit down restaurant called “United Steaks of America”. This is what I do with my days. England needs this cafe, Sarah and that cafe...
I think I’d like to move to London and open a coffee shop/bistro called “Americunt”. One idea led to another to another to another to come up with that name. I don’t remember how it originated, but obviously I’ll also need to open a sit down restaurant called “United Steaks of America”. This is what I do with my days.
Men Get Breast Cancer Too
I’m running for my mom. I’m running for my wife. I’m running for my sister. I’m running for my best friend. I’m running for my grandma. It’s almost October, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and already thousands of people, men and women, are getting ready to participate in the National Race for the Cure to raise money to combat breast cancer. Breast cancer...
It’s really weird to me that people who run around claiming a religion...– Jeffrey Rowland
Since it hates its job barfing out your future,...
The Onion has the best horoscopes.
There are times when you may find that being around certain individuals or groups of people leaves you with feelings of discomfort. It may be that spending time with a particular friend feels draining or that dealing with a specific coworker exhausts you. Being around toxic or angry people is also draining. And you may even find that being surrounded by a crowd of people lowers your energy...
What do you do when a jack ass in a vehicle...
I’m asking for a friend.
Raising Hope is so awesome that Fox will probably...
Today At Work...
“Sarah, lock the candy up!” “Why? It’s for everyone!” “Did you just say it’s for Evelyn?” “Yes, Evelyn. My exact words.”
And I won’t look back I can go the distance And I’ll stay on track...– Alan Menken
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone...– George Carlin (via brianjz)
Bananzattack: The Battle of Bar vs. Body Wash →
bananza: I have this problem. I am out of body wash. I have some lavender scented bar soap that I was given as a gift and don’t really care for. Every time I get in the shower I think to myself, “I should get some body wash. I really hate this soap.” So I go to Walgreens. I get near the body wash and… Dude I have like a million body washes. People seem to think I like them as gifts. I...
I'm Probably Too Young To Be This Jaded
My coworker just returned from visiting family in Belarus. Family she hasn’t seen since moving to the USA 16 years ago from Russia. She talked about how much it’s improved since she left and how much further they still have to go. She said they are at least 50 years behind the United States. She is so grateful to be a citizen here now, working with me to help people with disabilities....
Subtly charming alcohol specialist. Infuriatingly...
My twitter bio. Holy shit @joshjs must be magic! EDIT NO THIS ONE!! Social media buff. Falls down a lot. Communicator. Friendly beer enthusiast. Devoted music maven. Passionate alcohol ninja. Coffee junkie. Every time I hit “regenerate” everything applies to me!
NYC hearts MKE... →
I think my favorite part about this article is how it feels the same way about Phoenix v. Milwaukee as I did. Which is why ran away from Phoenix as fast as I could and moved here. This article speaks to me in many ways. I love my city and everything about it, and everything it has the potential to be. I am excited to be here.
A Grammar Nazi Post
A review of my inbox today brought me to the following message: “JUST A HEADS UP.. I HAVE SEVERAL PINS LISTED ON P————10…..99 START AUCTION” I’m bidding on a couple hat pins from this person. Obviously this warrants a personal message letting me know that she has more. An entire store full of them. It’s very important, you can see, as...
What To Do When Body Parts Fall Off →
And now for something completely different.
I love people, like Christine O’Donnell, who desperately cling to the argument that “Evolution is just a theory”. You know what else is “just a theory”? Gravity. You cannot possibly give a logical argument against Science if you have no understanding of how it works. “Theory” does not mean someone pulled an idea out of their ass and ran with it. ...
Next on “Hoarders”.
If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.– Emma Goldman
"That's a special way of parking. Did you take...
Notes I leave on cars.
Took my bike to Emery’s for a tune up. If I’m gonna be riding 65 miles in a few short weeks, I better make sure Jack Ass isn’t going to fall apart on me. I also bought a cool belt to hold water bottles and my keys and ID. And some biking gloves. And a little box thing that clips underneath the seat so I can carry more stuff. Shiny new things make me feel like an honest to God...
On Cruise Control
I hate Cruise Control. Hate it. I find it unsettling to feel my car speeding up and slowing down without my consent. It scares me a little. Yes, kids. Cruise Control scares me. Not being in control of my vehicle while I am driving it, even on purpose, terrifies me. I just don’t think it’s worth it to get an extra .04mpg out of the gas tank. I’ll spend an extra 14 cents at the...
In the real world of deer, Bambi and Faline are...
Burning the Qu’ran doesn’t prove anything. It doesn’t make a point. It serves absolutely no purpose. Pastor Terry Jones (not to be confused with a former Monty Python member) and his mindless followers are those people who drive 1mph under the speed limit in the passing lane. The ones who speed up if you try to pass them on the right. The ones with the Jesus fish and stick...
Today I got in a HIPAA trouble for leaving client...
In honor of my upcoming epic bike ride with Stephanie, I’ve purchased a helmet. Which I intend to wear, believe it or not. I’m pretty sure the last thing Stephanie wants to see is a road covered with bits and pieces of my brains. Or maybe she does. I don’t know. Maybe she’s batshit insane and a zombie. I know Stacy is. She’s biking too. I better wear a helmet. ...