May 2010
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Reading Asimov in my pajamas and listening to the rain. :-)
May 1st
April 2010
107 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Horoscope for Friday, April 30, 2010
“Today you might feel a little out of sorts, Gemini, and your concentration could be diminished. You might even have a little trouble focusing on your work. Don’t worry about it. It’s more mental than anything else, and it will pass. You might feel the need to drink coffee all day to stay alert. Try to exercise some restraint on this, since it could be counterproductive. Hang in...
Apr 30th
I really gotta stop eating popcorn for dinner.
Apr 30th
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Phone Calls With My Brother
Me: Hello? Brother: Sarah. Do you know what Mom is doing? Me: What is Mom doing? Brother: She’s selling all her Beanie Babies. Me: I know. Brother: She’s selling them for $3 each. Me: Yup. At Curves. Brother: Well, some of them are worth more than that! Me: Norman, let me explain something to you. Brother: What? Me: Things are worth what people will pay for them. ...
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
Did I say Liz Lemon was my hero?
Because I meant personal lord and savior.
Apr 29th
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“I don’t want to hurt you. But I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who...”
– Liz Lemon, my hero
Apr 29th
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Bomber Blog: Food Wars in Milwaukee! →
“The rivalry between Sobelmans and AJ Bombers is best described as an old school, established “best burger” in Milwaukee joint, running up against the new school, or new kid on the block, very fast to be declared Milwaukee’s best “new’ burger joint. I’m telling you, it’s a city divided!… WHOOOOOooooOOOoOOoooOo!!!!!
Apr 28th
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“If there’s only one God, why are there so many churches?” Hi. My name is Sarah and I work with adults with developmental disabilities. Most of them are more insightful than a lot of “normal” people I know.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
Lunch Time Adventures
Today was a lovely, sunny, mid-40s day here in Milwaukee. Nora and I decided to walk for our Jimmy John’s instead of having it delivered. From 20th and Wells we trekked all the way over to 15th and Wells. We ordered. We walked back. It was an adventure! And on this adventure we saw many things and met many people! Those people had interesting things to say. Things like “Look at you...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
This is how moving went down
Called Hernia Movers for estimate 2 weeks ago. Was told 2-2.5 hours, $94/hour. Hired. Steal empty boxes from work. Boxes sit in my car for a week. I bring the boxes into the house. I put one together. I look at everything sitting everywhere and give up for the night. I start packing stuff. 3-4 boxes a day. During commercial breaks. When I’m not on Twitter. Or Tumblr. Or G-Chat....
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Hernia Movers
has been here a total of 18 minutes and all the boxes and little furnitures are in the truck already. Couch and bed left to go.  So far, I’m definitely recommending this company. And they travel outside of WI too!
Apr 24th
SupercalifragilemeansitbreaksandthenIsteponit
Apr 24th
I’ve reached the point of packing we’re I have discovered that, if I put it in a bag for Goodwill, I don’t have to pack it. This logic was applied to every piece of Tupperware I own, some dishes. pots and pans, random crap. I’m still trying to get rid of a small, round table with 4 chairs and 2 tablecloths. I’ve dropped them to the low, low price of free if you come...
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Happy Bring Your Child Back Home Day!
I hope all you parents enjoyed your night!
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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I think it’s pretty awesome that manufacturing high fructose corn syrup is subsidized by a government looking to reduce the cost of health care.
Apr 22nd
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Do you know how incredibly amazing the Flaming...
I saw a certain boy in the cross walk while driving home and I didn’t even feel the need to run him over. That is how great my mood was. Bliss. Sigh. I love them. I want to see them again. Twelve million times.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
When my mom calls, and I answer, and she realizes I’m driving, she hangs up on me. Not out of concern for my safety, she just gets tired of hearing me call everyone “fuckface”.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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A lot of people say "Think for yourself".
What they really mean to say is “Think like me”.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
Sing-A-Long
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, put it back up, 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Everybody!
Apr 19th
“Listen to the MUSTN’TS, child, Listen to the DON’TS Listen to the...”
– Shel Silverstein
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th