Reading Asimov in my pajamas and listening to the rain. :-)
Horoscope for Friday, April 30, 2010
“Today you might feel a little out of sorts, Gemini, and your concentration could be diminished. You might even have a little trouble focusing on your work. Don’t worry about it. It’s more mental than anything else, and it will pass. You might feel the need to drink coffee all day to stay alert. Try to exercise some restraint on this, since it could be counterproductive. Hang in...
I really gotta stop eating popcorn for dinner.
Phone Calls With My Brother
Me: Hello? Brother: Sarah. Do you know what Mom is doing? Me: What is Mom doing? Brother: She’s selling all her Beanie Babies. Me: I know. Brother: She’s selling them for $3 each. Me: Yup. At Curves. Brother: Well, some of them are worth more than that! Me: Norman, let me explain something to you. Brother: What? Me: Things are worth what people will pay for them. ...
Did I say Liz Lemon was my hero?
Because I meant personal lord and savior.
I don’t want to hurt you. But I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who...– Liz Lemon, my hero
Bomber Blog: Food Wars in Milwaukee! →
“The rivalry between Sobelmans and AJ Bombers is best described as an old school, established “best burger” in Milwaukee joint, running up against the new school, or new kid on the block, very fast to be declared Milwaukee’s best “new’ burger joint. I’m telling you, it’s a city divided!… WHOOOOOooooOOOoOOoooOo!!!!!
“If there’s only one God, why are there so many churches?” Hi. My name is Sarah and I work with adults with developmental disabilities. Most of them are more insightful than a lot of “normal” people I know.
Lunch Time Adventures
Today was a lovely, sunny, mid-40s day here in Milwaukee. Nora and I decided to walk for our Jimmy John’s instead of having it delivered. From 20th and Wells we trekked all the way over to 15th and Wells. We ordered. We walked back. It was an adventure! And on this adventure we saw many things and met many people! Those people had interesting things to say. Things like “Look at you...
This is how moving went down
Called Hernia Movers for estimate 2 weeks ago. Was told 2-2.5 hours, $94/hour. Hired. Steal empty boxes from work. Boxes sit in my car for a week. I bring the boxes into the house. I put one together. I look at everything sitting everywhere and give up for the night. I start packing stuff. 3-4 boxes a day. During commercial breaks. When I’m not on Twitter. Or Tumblr. Or G-Chat....
has been here a total of 18 minutes and all the boxes and little furnitures are in the truck already. Couch and bed left to go. So far, I’m definitely recommending this company. And they travel outside of WI too!
I’ve reached the point of packing we’re I have discovered that, if I put it in a bag for Goodwill, I don’t have to pack it. This logic was applied to every piece of Tupperware I own, some dishes. pots and pans, random crap. I’m still trying to get rid of a small, round table with 4 chairs and 2 tablecloths. I’ve dropped them to the low, low price of free if you come...
Happy Bring Your Child Back Home Day!
I hope all you parents enjoyed your night!
I think it’s pretty awesome that manufacturing high fructose corn syrup is subsidized by a government looking to reduce the cost of health care.
Do you know how incredibly amazing the Flaming...
I saw a certain boy in the cross walk while driving home and I didn’t even feel the need to run him over. That is how great my mood was. Bliss. Sigh. I love them. I want to see them again. Twelve million times.
When my mom calls, and I answer, and she realizes I’m driving, she hangs up on me. Not out of concern for my safety, she just gets tired of hearing me call everyone “fuckface”.
A lot of people say "Think for yourself".
What they really mean to say is “Think like me”.
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, put it back up, 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Everybody!
Listen to the MUSTN’TS, child, Listen to the DON’TS Listen to the...– Shel Silverstein